{"product_id":"cranky-cat-haunted-house","title":"Cranky Cat Haunted House","description":"\u003cp\u003eI've had a love\/hate relationship with haunted houses. How about you?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI have fun, happy memories from my childhood, and I have horrifying memories from my teenage years. Eventually, I just gave up going to haunted houses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut, what if a haunted house was run by a Cranky Cat??? What would you experience inside?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMy guess would be:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSurprise whisker tickles on your face\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe sound of deep, loud purring\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayful kitty swats at your ankles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA few hisses here and there as you turn a corner in the maze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFlapping wings overhead and scampering feeties underneath\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFurry walls\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSounds of \"herds\" of cats stuck in zoomie mode\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA whole wall of toe beans you can high-five\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMore purring and a few merrows thrown in for good measure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI think I would enjoy this haunted house! What other surpurrises would your Cranky Cat Haunted House have?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe handcraft this haunted house in 3\/4\" thick wood with colorful details and glow-in-the-dark ghosts on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLook closely, can you find Casper, our black cat mascot? No? Maybe if you turn out the lights you'll find him then!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdd this haunted house to your Halloween decor this year to up your Halloween game. Actually, add more than 1 to create a Halloween village, then make sure they're exposed to light...then turn out the lights to see what goes on after dark in our Halloween village.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImagined and crafted in our small Wooster, Ohio workshop.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cat's Meow Village","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49268404781299,"sku":"22-631","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/9743\/4099\/files\/22-631sq_0.png?v=1781627386","url":"https:\/\/catsmeow.com\/products\/cranky-cat-haunted-house","provider":"Cat's Meow Village","version":"1.0","type":"link"}